Mugged by a Coffee Cup
If someone hits you over the head with a coffee cup, have you been mugged?
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Short, funny one-liner jokes built for texts, group chats, quick laughs, and moments when you need a joke that lands fast.
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Quick One-Liners to Send to Friends brings together jokes that fit the same reading mood, with direct links back to the full joke pages and related categories.
Fake Spaghetti
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
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Outstanding Scarecrow
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
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Battery Therapy Session
My batteries started therapy. They felt drained.
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I Never Make Mistakes
I never make mistakes…I thought I did once; but I was wrong.
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Restaurant on the Moon
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
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Lobster Tale
A man dining at a seafood restaurant asked for a lobster tail. The waitress smiled sweetly and said, “Once upon a time, there was this lobster …”
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Piano by Ear
I used to play piano by ear, now I use my hands.
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Two Peanuts in an Alley
Two peanuts were walking down an alley at night. One was a salted.
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Two Soldiers in a Tank
Two soldiers are in a tank, one says to the other "BLURGBLBLURG!"
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Penguin Builds a House
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
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Impossible to Put Down
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
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No Body Nose
What do you call a nose without a body? No body nose.
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