Impossible to Put Down
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
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Best Dad Jokes to Make Everyone Groan
A collection of funny dad jokes, clean puns, quick groaners, and classic one-liners for anyone who loves simple jokes with a strong eye-roll finish.
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Best Dad Jokes to Make Everyone Groan brings together jokes that fit the same reading mood, with direct links back to the full joke pages and related categories.
Restaurant on the Moon
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
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Fake Spaghetti
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
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Penguin Builds a House
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
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Piano by Ear
I used to play piano by ear, now I use my hands.
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Outstanding Scarecrow
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
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Days Are Numbered
I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.
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Lunch Is on Me
What did one plate say to the other? 'Lunch is on me!'
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Nice Belt
What did 0 say to 8? 'Nice belt.'
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Make an Egg Roll
How do you make an egg roll? You push it.
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No Body Nose
What do you call a nose without a body? No body nose.
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Save Time
Why did the man bring his watch to the bank? He wanted to save time.
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Mugged by a Coffee Cup
If someone hits you over the head with a coffee cup, have you been mugged?
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Battery Therapy Session
My batteries started therapy. They felt drained.
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