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Dessert Jokes and Baking Puns
Cookies, doughnuts, pancakes, and pies take the spotlight in this sweet selection. Some jokes play with baking language; others give desserts very human problems. Pick a short one for a bakery caption or read the whole batch while waiting for something to come out of the oven.
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Dessert Jokes and Baking Puns brings together jokes that fit the same reading mood, with direct links back to the full joke pages and related categories.
Crumby Cookie
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
It was feeling crummy.
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What Do You Call Candy That Was Stolen?
What do you call candy that was stolen? Hot chocolate!
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What Candy Do You Eat on the Playground?
What candy do you eat on the playground? Recess pieces.
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I Tried to Make Pancakes
I tried to make pancakes, but it didn’t work. I guess I’m just waffle at it.
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What’s the Best Thing to Put Into a Pie?
What’s the best thing to put into a pie? Your teeth!
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What School Teaches You to Make Ice Cream?
What school do you attend to learn how to make ice cream? Sunday School.
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When Does Bread Rise?
When does bread rise? When you yeast expect it.
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What Do You Call a Dessert That Knows More Than You?
What do you call a dessert that knows more than you do? A smart cookie!
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What Kind of Dessert Is Always Late?
What kind of dessert is always late? Choco-late!
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Why Didn’t the Donut Get Hired as a Police Officer?
Why didn’t the donut get hired as a police officer? He had a hole in his record.
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Why Did the Cookie Cry?
Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long!
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What Did the French Dessert Say as It Was Leaving?
What did the French dessert say as it was leaving? Bonbon voyage.
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What Dessert Comes Out of a Musical Volcano?
What kind of dessert comes out of a musical volcano? Bach lava.
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