Seafood Diet
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
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Quick one-liner jokes made for fast laughs, easy texting, and sharing with friends when you want a joke that gets to the punchline quickly.
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Short One-Liner Jokes to Share Fast brings together jokes that fit the same reading mood, with direct links back to the full joke pages and related categories.
Eyebrow Surprise
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
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Boomerang Fear
I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.
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Computer Crash
I told my computer I needed a break, and it said 'No problem — I’ll crash.'
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Fruit Flies Like a Banana
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Flamingo Impersonation
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
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Split Personality
"I have a split personality," said Tom, being Frank.
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Indecisive Humor
I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not sure.
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Cracking Egg Jokes
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
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Teach a Man to Fish
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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Telemarketer Lightbulb
How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner.
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Therapist Lightbulb
How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
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Anti-Gravity Book
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
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10 Puns Contest
I entered 10 puns in a contest to see which would win. No pun in 10 did.
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Fruit and Vegetable Puns
The produce aisle has plenty to say: bananas need doctors, tomatoes race, and potatoes turn detective. This collection gathers fruit and vegetable wordplay rather than every kind of food joke. Use the short punchlines in a lunchbox note, a kitchen conversation, or a message to a pun-loving friend.
Book, Library and Writing Jokes
Reading, writing, and libraries supply the wordplay in this selection. Some jokes are simple puns about stories and whiteboards; others take a darker turn with falling books or a cartoonist. Pick a quick line for a book club break or read the longer library conversation between chapters.
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