Eyebrow Surprise
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
⚡ One-Liners
- Daily Joke
Collections
Quick One-Liners and Puns
Short jokes, sharp punchlines, and clever wordplay made for fast scrolling and fast sharing.
12 jokes
What you will find here
Quick One-Liners and Puns brings together jokes that fit the same reading mood, with direct links back to the full joke pages and related categories.
Seafood Diet
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
⚡ One-Liners
- Daily Joke
Boomerang Fear
I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.
⚡ One-Liners
- Daily Joke
Indecisive Humor
I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not sure.
⚡ One-Liners
- Daily Joke
Orange Ran Out of Juice
Why did the orange stop rolling? It ran out of juice.
⚡ One-Liners
- Daily Joke
Split Personality
"I have a split personality," said Tom, being Frank.
⚡ One-Liners
- Daily Joke
Cracking Egg Jokes
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
⚡ One-Liners
- Daily Joke
Teach a Man to Fish
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
⚡ One-Liners
- Daily Joke
Optometrist Lightbulb
How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Is it one or two? One … or two?
⚡ One-Liners
- Daily Joke
Shoe Factory Fire
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? Unfortunately, many soles were lost.
⚡ One-Liners
- Daily Joke
Computer Crash
I told my computer I needed a break, and it said 'No problem — I’ll crash.'
⚡ One-Liners
- Daily Joke
Fruit Flies Like a Banana
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
⚡ One-Liners
- Daily Joke
More joke collections to explore
Keep browsing curated joke collections and find another set worth reading.
Short One-Liner Jokes to Share Fast
Quick one-liner jokes made for fast laughs, easy texting, and sharing with friends when you want a joke that gets to the punchline quickly.
Dessert Jokes and Baking Puns
Cookies, doughnuts, pancakes, and pies take the spotlight in this sweet selection. Some jokes play with baking language; others give desserts very human problems. Pick a short one for a bakery caption or read the whole batch while waiting for something to come out of the oven.
Fruit and Vegetable Puns
The produce aisle has plenty to say: bananas need doctors, tomatoes race, and potatoes turn detective. This collection gathers fruit and vegetable wordplay rather than every kind of food joke. Use the short punchlines in a lunchbox note, a kitchen conversation, or a message to a pun-loving friend.
Book, Library and Writing Jokes
Reading, writing, and libraries supply the wordplay in this selection. Some jokes are simple puns about stories and whiteboards; others take a darker turn with falling books or a cartoonist. Pick a quick line for a book club break or read the longer library conversation between chapters.
Get one good joke in your inbox
If this page made you smile, let us send you the next one.
Join the Daily Joke newsletter and get a clean, quick joke of the day by email.