Doctor Sturgeon
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy?
A sturgeon.
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Fish and Sea Creature Jokes
Dive into jokes about fish, shellfish, sharks, and the other residents of the water. Most of these are short questions with a pun waiting at the end. Try guessing the answer before you read it, or pick a favorite to share with someone who enjoys fishing or aquarium life.
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Fish and Sea Creature Jokes brings together jokes that fit the same reading mood, with direct links back to the full joke pages and related categories.
Fish Hits a Wall
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall in the river?
“Dam!”
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Fish With No Eyes
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
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Shellfish Oysters
Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.
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Fish in a Tank
What did one fish in a tank say to the other fish in the tank? 'Do you know how to drive this thing?'
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Lobster Tale
A man dining at a seafood restaurant asked for a lobster tail. The waitress smiled sweetly and said, “Once upon a time, there was this lobster …”
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Why Did the Octopus Beat the Shark?
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
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The Best Way to Communicate With Fish
The best way to communicate with fish is to drop them a line
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Why Did the Fisherman Put Peanut Butter Into the Sea?
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish!
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What Do You Call a Fish Wearing a Bowtie?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.
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