Doctor Sturgeon
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy?
A sturgeon.
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Easy animal jokes with dogs, cats, cows, fish, birds, and silly creatures, picked for quick reading and family-friendly sharing.
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Funny Animal Jokes for Kids and Families brings together jokes that fit the same reading mood, with direct links back to the full joke pages and related categories.
Fish Hits a Wall
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall in the river?
“Dam!”
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Fish With No Eyes
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
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Chicken Joins a Band
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
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Cows at the Moo-vies
Where do cows go for fun?
To the moo-vies.
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Pile of Cats
What do you call a pile of cats?
A meowtain.
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Count Cows
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
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Hot Dog in the Shade
Why did the dog sit in the shade?
Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog.
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Cat's Favorite Color
What’s a cat’s favorite color?
Purr-ple.
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Healthy Anteaters
Why don’t anteaters ever get sick?
Their anty-bodies keep them healthy.
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Gorillas and Lightbulbs
How many gorillas does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one … but it takes a whole lot of lightbulbs.
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Bowling Cats
What kind of felines can bowl?
Alley cats.
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Ducks Love Jokes
Why do comedians love telling jokes to ducks?
They always quack up.
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Frog Car Trouble
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
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