Nintendough
What kind of dough does a gamer use?
Nintendough!
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Nintendo Jokes About Mario and Wii
Mario, Nintendo consoles, and Wii wordplay make up this selection for console fans. The jokes lean on familiar names and playful misreadings rather than general gaming complaints. Try one with a friend who grew up playing Nintendo, then see which character reference they recognize first.
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Nintendo Jokes About Mario and Wii brings together jokes that fit the same reading mood, with direct links back to the full joke pages and related categories.
Time for a Switch
I broke up with my video game console, now it's my ex-box...
Nothing personal, it was just time for a switch.
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Mario Hates Browsers
Why doesn’t Mario like to use the internet?
He’s afraid of the Browsers.
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A Wii-Match
What do you say when you lose a Nintendo game?
I want a Wii-match!
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It's a Me, Mario
Mario broke up with Peach. He told her...
"It's not you, it's a me, Mario!"
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Nintendo Oui
What’s a French person's favourite gaming console?
A Nintendo Oui.
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The Police Officer's Favorite Console
What's a police officers favourite console?
Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U.
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A Wii Fund
I accidentally bought a broken Nintendo Wii...
I had to get a Wii fund!
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