Doctor Sturgeon
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy?
A sturgeon.
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Cute, clever animal jokes with broad appeal, from fish and cows to cats, dogs, and wild surprises.
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Funny Animal Jokes for Kids and Adults brings together jokes that fit the same reading mood, with direct links back to the full joke pages and related categories.
Fish With No Eyes
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
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Cows at the Moo-vies
Where do cows go for fun?
To the moo-vies.
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Pampered Cow
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
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Pile of Cats
What do you call a pile of cats?
A meowtain.
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Count Cows
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
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Cat's Favorite Color
What’s a cat’s favorite color?
Purr-ple.
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Salamander in Hollywood
Why did the salamander go to Hollywood?
To make newt movies!
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Healthy Anteaters
Why don’t anteaters ever get sick?
Their anty-bodies keep them healthy.
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Gorillas and Lightbulbs
How many gorillas does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one … but it takes a whole lot of lightbulbs.
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Frog Car Trouble
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
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Elephant and Camel Talk
An elephant asks a camel, "Why do you have boobs on your back?" Camel replies, "Ha! That’s a funny question coming from an animal with a penis hanging from his face."
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Pet Jokes for Dog and Cat Lovers
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