Anything I Wanted
When I was a kid, my parents told me I could be anything I wanted.
Apparently “well-rested adult” wasn’t on the list.
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👨👩👧👦 Family Jokes
Family life humor.
More family jokes with familiar chaos
If this one reminded you of someone immediately, the next few probably will too. Family jokes are best when they feel relatable enough to picture in real life.
The Expensive Phone Bill Meeting
The phone bill was exceptionally high. Man called a family meeting to discuss the matter. Dad: "This is unacce...
Sibling Prank
Why did my brother hide my homework? Because he wanted to play the “family fun game”!...
Grandma's WiFi
Grandma asked me why WiFi isn’t magic. I told her it kind of is!...
Laundry Battle
Why does laundry always win? Because it piles on the pressure!...
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