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Family life humor.
Mom calls 10 year old Jimmy into the family room after dinner and there he is met by both his mother and father.
Mom says, "Son, you were adopted."
Jimmy tears up a bit then cries hard and bursts out, " I want to meet my real parents."
To which his mother replies, "we are your real parents. Now go pack. You were adopted and they'll be here soon."
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