Mario Hates Browsers
Why doesnโt Mario like to use the internet?
Heโs afraid of the Browsers.
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Why doesnโt Mario like to use the internet?
Heโs afraid of the Browsers.
My girlfriend told me our relationship was over because I was spending too much time playing games...
I think it may have been my Destiny 2 breakup with her.
Why are cats so good at video games?
Because they have nine lives.
What do you say when you lose a Nintendo game?
I want a Wii-match!
Which is faster, Sonic the Hedgehog or a Japanese bullet train?
A bullet train. Sonic doesn't actually exist.
What game do you play after eating Taco Bell?
Fartnite!
How do you know a party is for a gamer?
There are loads of streamers!
Video games ruined my life...
Good thing I have 3 lives left.
Why did the gamer bring a ladder to the bar?
He heard the drinks were on the house.
Me and my gamer girlfriend were in love but we couldn't be together...
We weren't on the same level!
What do gamers do when they see a bug?
Report it.
Gamers these days have no patience...
When Jesus died, respawn wait times were three days.
Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies...
For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.
What do Americans do after winning the World Cup?
Turn off the PlayStation.
Why did the neighbours come to the gamer's Minecraft party?
It was a block party!
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