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Yesterday I got an Xbox for my little brother...
Best trade ever!
Have you heard about the device that automatically swaps out game discs for you?
Itโs a game-changer!
I accidentally bought a broken Nintendo Wii...
I had to get a Wii fund!
Why didn't the PC gamer cross the street ?
Because he's morbidly obese.
How do you know someone is a PC gamer?
You don't, they tell you.
Why doesn't Mike Tyson play PlayStation?
He's an ex-boxer.
Why do PC gamers go broke?
Because they lose all their cache.
Why was the PC gamer denied entry to the night club?
It was exclusive.
Why did the console gamer cross the road?
To render the buildings on the other side.
Why couldn't the PC gamer stop crying?
They refused to be consoled.
Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum?
There were too many frames.
Why can't PC gamers use Uber?
Too many incompatible drivers.
Why do PC gamers love hot showers?
Because they're steam-y.
What problem can both PC gamers and popular musicians relate to?
Their fans are super noisy!
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