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I was having dinner with a woman I'd recently met.
Trying to get to know her better, I asked what she did for a living.
"I'm a microbiologist," she replied.
I looked her up and down.
"Nice try. You look like a perfectly normal-sized biologist to me."
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A collection of work jokes, office humor, programmer jokes, tech jokes, meeting jokes, and geeky punchlines for your next quick break.
The produce aisle has plenty to say: bananas need doctors, tomatoes race, and potatoes turn detective. This collection gathers fruit and vegetable wordplay rather than every kind of food joke. Use the short punchlines in a lunchbox note, a kitchen conversation, or a message to a pun-loving friend.
Coffee breaks come with their own problems: high airport prices, office budgets, and a spoon left in the cup. This collection keeps the humor focused on coffee and the people who rely on it. Pour a cup and choose a punchline for the next conversation at the coffee machine.
Parallel lines, fractions, and report cards make surprisingly good comedy material. These math jokes range from simple number puns to classroom misunderstandings. You do not need a calculator to enjoy them, although knowing why parallel lines never meet will help with the very first punchline.
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