The Ghost of Christmas Past
Last December, a woman caught her husband in bed with the Ghost of Christmas Past. She screamed, “What the hell is going on?!”
He said, “Babe, relax…I’m just trying to get into the holiday spirit.”
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🎉 Holiday Jokes
Seasonal and holiday-themed jokes.
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