Two Saxophones After a Holiday

A man is returning from a holiday.

As he goes through customs, the officer asks him what’s in his two big bags.

“Mobile phones,” the man replies.

The officer opens the bags, and sure enough, both are packed with phones.

“What are you doing with all these?” the officer asks.

“Oh, they’re not for me. I’m helping out a friend. He’s starting a band.”

“But phones? Who needs phones when starting a band?”

The man pulls a crumpled piece of paper out of his pocket to double-check. “Yeah, this is exactly what he asked for — two saxophones.”