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The Doctor and the Man Whose Leg Kept Asking for Money

A man visits his doctor with a strange complaint.

"Doctor, I think something is wrong with my leg. Listen to my thigh."

The doctor leans closer and hears a tiny voice saying, "Could you lend me $20?"

"Now listen to my knee," says the patient.

The doctor hears another voice: "Please, I just need $10!"

"And my ankle does it too!"

Sure enough, the ankle whispers, "Can you spare $5?"

The doctor examines the patient, consults several medical books, and finally announces:

"I think I know what's wrong. Your leg is broke in three places!"

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