The Hospital Patient's Disgusting Breakfast Order

A man is admitted to the hospital overnight for some tests.

While settling into his room, he overhears his roommate ordering breakfast.

"I'd like scrambled eggs, but barely cooked. Make sure there's some eggshell in them."

"And I'd like cold black coffee. Not iced coffee, just coffee that's been sitting around since yesterday."

"Finally, I'd like orange juice served in a used urine specimen cup."

The cafeteria worker is horrified.

"Sir! That's absolutely disgusting! We can't serve you food like that!"

The patient replies:

"Why not? You did it yesterday!"