Skydiving Is Not for You
1. If at first you don't succeed then skydiving is not for you.
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Puns are divisive for a reason. The best ones feel so obvious you cannot believe you missed them for half a second, and then they stick in your head longer than you want to admit.
If you like language-based humor, clever turns of phrase, and jokes that make people roll their eyes while laughing, stay here.
Why Did the Octopus Beat the Shark?
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
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I Wrote a Song for a Tortilla
I wrote a song for a tortilla. Well, its more of a wrap.
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Why He Wears Glasses During Math
He wears glasses during math because it improves division.
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His Lips Were Sealed
He didn't tell his mother that he ate some glue. His lips were sealed.
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The Shoe Salesman Got the Boot
I used to be a shoe salesman until they gave me the boot.
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Cartoonist Found Dead at Home
Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
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My Dog Had a Rough Day
When I asked my dog how his day was he said it was rough.
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The Best Way to Communicate With Fish
The best way to communicate with fish is to drop them a line
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Be Kind to Your Dentist
Be kind to your dentist because he has fillings too.
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I Removed My Racing Snail's Shell
I removed the shell from my racing snail to make it go faster - but it just made it more sluggish.
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Grandma's Joints Are Getting Weaker
My grandma told me her joints are getting weaker, so I told her to roll them tighter.
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I Don't Trust Stairs
I don't trust stairs... they are always up to something.
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Stop Speaking in Numbers
My wife told me to stop speaking in numbers. But I didn't 1 2.
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The Anxious Clock
What did the clock say to the hourglass? You’re always falling apart.
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