A Type O Rabbit
A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood.
The nurse asked the rabbit: “What is your blood type?”
The rabbit says, “I think I might be a type O.”
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A Salt and Battery on the Subway
I called my daughter to ask how things were going in the big city.
She said, "Well, some weirdo on the subway demanded that I give him sodium chloride and a 9-volt battery. So I guess that's my first mugging."
I said, "No, sweetie... that's a salt and battery."
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Bubble music
What kind of music do bubbles hate?
Pop.
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The framed painting
Why was the painting sent to jail?
It was framed.
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The Janitor and the High-Maintenance Woman (NSFW)
A female janitor asked if I'd like to smoke weed with her.
I declined. I'm not interested in high-maintenance women.
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The Unbelievable Tampon Sale at the Pharmacy
A woman walks into a pharmacy and spots a special offer on tampons: five boxes for just one dollar.
She can't believe the price and asks the pharmacist whether there's a catch.
"Not at all," he replies. "Five boxes for a dollar. No strings attached."
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My Uncle Has a Serious Arctic Land Addiction
My uncle keeps buying land in the Arctic, even though he can't afford it.
He's spent so much money that he's nearly bankrupt, but he just can't stop.
I'm starting to think he has buy polar disorder.
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A Surprising Fact About the English Word Sugar
Fun fact: Sugar is the only word in the English language where "su" makes a "sh" sound.
At least, I'm pretty sure.
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The Fishing Pole in the Bathroom
Why did the dyslexic take a fishing pole to the bathroom?
He had to take a carp!
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What Do You Call a Really Fat Psychic?
What do you call a really fat psychic?
A four-chin teller!
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What's the Most Judgmental Hot Tub?
What's the most judgmental kind of hot tub?
The j'accuzi!
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