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I called my daughter to ask how things were going in the big city.
She said, "Well, some weirdo on the subway demanded that I give him sodium chloride and a 9-volt battery. So I guess that's my first mugging."
I said, "No, sweetie... that's a salt and battery."
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Parallel lines, fractions, and report cards make surprisingly good comedy material. These math jokes range from simple number puns to classroom misunderstandings. You do not need a calculator to enjoy them, although knowing why parallel lines never meet will help with the very first punchline.
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