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My Son Couldn't Find the Camouflage Pants

My son was preparing for his first overnight hunting trip, so we went shopping for camping equipment.

We bought a tent, a sleeping bag, boots, and almost everything else he needed.

Then he said, "Dad, I can't find the camouflage pants."

I pointed toward the clothing section.

"They're right over there."

"Where?"

"Right there, son!"

He looked confused.

"I don't see anything."

I was about to lose my patience when I suddenly realized something.

I'd raised my son perfectly.

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