Why Does Captain Nemo Get Coal?
Why does Captain Nemo always get coal at Christmas?
Because he’s on the Nautilus.
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🎉 Holiday Jokes
Holiday jokes have a nice built-in charm because they come with decorations, traditions, food, and expectations people already recognize. Christmas, Halloween, birthdays, and other celebrations all give jokes a little extra personality.
If you want humor that feels timely, cheerful, and easy to share with family or friends, this page is worth exploring.
Why Was Frosty Inspecting the Carrots?
Why was frosty inspecting the carrots at the grocery store?
He was picking his nose.
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She’s a Keeper
At the end of the holiday visit, Ted asked his dad if he approved of his new girlfriend, even though the only job she’s ever had was working at a zoo.
The father said, “Son, she’s a keeper.”
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A Once-in-a-Lifetime Trip
When on holiday, a man smoked cannabis for the first time before dying.
It was a once in a lifetime trip.
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