New Year's Resolution
What was the console gamer's New Years Resolution?
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Noisy Fans
What problem can both PC gamers and popular musicians relate to?
Their fans are super noisy!
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Steam-y Showers
Why do PC gamers love hot showers?
Because they're steam-y.
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Incompatible Drivers
Why can't PC gamers use Uber?
Too many incompatible drivers.
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Too Many Frames
Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum?
There were too many frames.
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Refused to Be Consoled
Why couldn't the PC gamer stop crying?
They refused to be consoled.
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Rendering the Other Side
Why did the console gamer cross the road?
To render the buildings on the other side.
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The Exclusive Club
Why was the PC gamer denied entry to the night club?
It was exclusive.
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Losing Their Cache
Why do PC gamers go broke?
Because they lose all their cache.
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Mike Tyson the Ex-Boxer
Why doesn't Mike Tyson play PlayStation?
He's an ex-boxer.
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How You Know They're a PC Gamer
How do you know someone is a PC gamer?
You don't, they tell you.
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Why the PC Gamer Didn't Cross the Street
Why didn't the PC gamer cross the street ?
Because he's morbidly obese.
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A Wii Fund
I accidentally bought a broken Nintendo Wii...
I had to get a Wii fund!
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A Real Game-Changer
Have you heard about the device that automatically swaps out game discs for you?
It’s a game-changer!
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Best Trade Ever
Yesterday I got an Xbox for my little brother...
Best trade ever!
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