Riding a Dolphin
My wife caught me riding a dolphin. I said it was accidental…
…but she swears it was on porpoise.
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Battery for the Time
I said to my son, "I need a battery so I can tell the time." He asked, "Is it for a clock?" I answered...
"I don't know! That's why I need the battery!"
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Shared Blanket Constitution
Our blanket has rules, amendments, and emergency clauses.
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Vacuum Time Negotiation
The best time to vacuum is whenever someone just sat down.
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Fitness Tracker Reality Check Joke
My fitness tracker applauds me for walking to the fridge. Standards are low.
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Hydration App Anxiety Joke
My hydration app is basically a polite alarm clock with thirst anxiety.
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The Carry-On Strategy
Packing a carry-on is engineering with denim and denial.
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The Suitcase Weight Surprise
My suitcase said 20 kilos. The airport scale said, "Try again."
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The Hotel Key Card Problem
Hotel key cards work perfectly until I look at them wrong.
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Boarding Group Chaos
When they call Group 8, somehow Group Everyone stands up.
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The Airport Coffee Price
Airport coffee costs one latte and a small personal loan.
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Grocery Store Teamwork
We split grocery roles: I push the cart, they veto my snack dreams.
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The Shared Playlist Compromise
Our shared playlist is 50 percent romance and 50 percent negotiation.
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Laundry Confidence
I start laundry with confidence and finish with one mystery sock.
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Wooden Shoe Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know.
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