Why Did the Butcher Work Extra Hours?
Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop? To make ends meat.
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What Do You Call Blueberries Playing the Guitar?
What do you call blueberries playing the guitar? A jam session.
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When Does Bread Rise?
When does bread rise? When you yeast expect it.
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What Made the Chef Quit?
What made the chef quit? They cut her celery.
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How Do You Make a Soup Rich?
How do you make a soup rich? Add 24 carrots.
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What’s the Best Way to Burn Vegetables?
What’s the best way to burn vegetables? Roast them.
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What Do You Call a Joke Told by a Skillet?
What do you call a joke told by skillet? Dead pan humor.
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What School Teaches You to Make Ice Cream?
What school do you attend to learn how to make ice cream? Sunday School.
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How Do You Make an Apple Turnover?
How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down a hill!
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What’s the Best Thing to Put Into a Pie?
What’s the best thing to put into a pie? Your teeth!
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I Tried to Make Pancakes
I tried to make pancakes, but it didn’t work. I guess I’m just waffle at it.
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What Do You Call a Fish Wearing a Bowtie?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.
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Why Do Potatoes Make Good Detectives?
Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled.
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The Secret About the Peanut Butter
Did you hear the secret about the peanut butter? I’m not telling you. You might spread it!
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What Kind of Keys Do Kids Like to Carry?
What kind of keys do kids like to carry? Cookies!
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