What Do You Call a Peanut in a Spacesuit?
What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit? An astronut!
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What Do You Give to a Sick Lemon?
What do you give to a sick lemon? Lemon aid!
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What Are Twins’ Favorite Fruit?
What are twins’ favorite fruit? Pears!
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What Is a Pretzel’s Favorite Dance?
What is a pretzel’s favorite dance? The Twist!
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Why Shouldn’t You Tell a Secret on a Farm?
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
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What Do Elves Make Sandwiches With?
What do elves make sandwiches with? Shortbread
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What Did the Hungry Computer Eat?
What did the hungry computer eat? Chips!
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What Did One Tomato Say During a Race?
What did one tomato say to the other tomato during a race? “Ketchup!”
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What Is Black, White, Green and Bumpy?
What is black, white, green and bumpy? A pickle wearing a tuxedo.
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Why Did the Banana Go to the Doctor?
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!
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What Happens When a Snowman Meets a Vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!
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What Candy Do You Eat on the Playground?
What candy do you eat on the playground? Recess pieces.
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How Fast Is Milk?
How fast is milk? It’s pasteurized before you know it.
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Never Date a Baker
Never date a baker – they’re too kneady.
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Why Did the Can Crusher Quit His Job?
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.
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