Beets Me Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me. I’m just here for the jokes.
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Little Old Lady Yodel Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Hey, I didn’t know you could yodel!
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Abyss You Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Abyss.
Abyss who?
I miss you too!
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Cash or Peanuts Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No, thanks. I prefer peanuts.
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Woo Who Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Don’t get too excited—it’s just a silly knock-knock joke!
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Car Go Beep Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep!
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Dishes Joke Knock Knock
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a really bad joke.
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Ya Who Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Wow! You’re excited too!
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Atch Who Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
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Olive You Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
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Lettuce In Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
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Doughnut Forget Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget to say hello!
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Ice Cream Scary Movie Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice scream every time I see a scary movie!
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Harry Up Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
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Spell Who Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O.
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