Why Your Nose Isn’t 12 Inches
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
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Walls Meet at the Corner
What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.
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Stuffed Teddy Bear
Why did the teddy bear not eat dessert? He was stuffed.
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Continents Never Lost
Why don’t continents ever get lost? Because they have a lot of latitude.
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Friendly Ocean
Why is the ocean always friendly? Because it waves hello.
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Running the Borders
What’s a country’s favorite exercise? Running the borders.
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Rivers Know the Way
Why do rivers always know where to go? They follow their current path.
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Mountain Needs Space
Why did the mountain break up with the valley? It needed some space.
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Iceland vs Greenland
Iceland is green and Greenland is ice. Makes sense, right?
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Italian Chef Pasta Way
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way.
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Electric Norwegians
Why do Norwegians drive electric cars? Because they like to get a-charged!
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Geography.js Test
I took a geography.js test — it was a real trip.
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Yankee Doodle Drawing
What do you call an American drawing? A Yankee doodle.
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Poker in the Jungle
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
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Europe and Asia Break Up
Why did Europe break up with Asia? There were too many borders.
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