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The Police Officer's Favorite Console
What's a police officers favourite console?
Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U.
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The Best Generation
What do people and video game consoles have in common?
No one can agree on which generation is best.
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Nintendo Oui
What’s a French person's favourite gaming console?
A Nintendo Oui.
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Demon Soles
PlayStation has announced a new line of shoes for gamers...
The first pair will be called Demon Soles.
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A Load of PS
My wife says I'm obsessed with my games console...
I personally think that's a load of PS.
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The Cheat Code
How do gamers cheat on their partner?
Left, Left, Triangle, Up, Circle, Circle, X, Square, X, Down, Down, Up.
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Gold-in-Eye
The Nintendo 64 gamer went to the optician, who said...
"You've got Gold-in-eye. It's very RARE."
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Hide and Seek with a UAV
Why aren't Call of Duty players allowed to play hide and seek?
They always call in a UAV.
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It's a Me, Mario
Mario broke up with Peach. He told her...
"It's not you, it's a me, Mario!"
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No Service for Miners
I tried to go to a bar in Minecraft. The bartender wouldn't let me order a drink...
He said they don't serve miners.
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Playing the Long Game
People who play games always know what they want to do when they're older...
They're used to playing the long game.
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Press X to Skip Leg Day
What did the gamer say when asked about exercise?
“I press X to skip leg day.”
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Following the Map
Why don’t gamers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the map.
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Real Life DLC
I was playing video games last night while my son was sitting next to me watching. He said, "Dad, I wish real life was more like video games."
So I locked him in his room and told him if he wants access to the rest of the house he will have to pay 99p for the DLC.
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