Alligator in a Vest
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An Investigator.
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Two Peanuts in an Alley
Two peanuts were walking down an alley at night. One was a salted.
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Two Soldiers in a Tank
Two soldiers are in a tank, one says to the other "BLURGBLBLURG!"
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Two Fish in a Tank
Two fish in a tank, one says to the other; "You man the guns, I'll drive!"
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What to Do When You See a Spaceman
What do you do if you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man
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The Pilot Assumption
What do you call a black guy flying a plane?
A pilot, you fucking racist.
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Why Does Snoop Carry an Umbrella?
Why does Snoop carry an umbrella?
Fo' Drizzle.
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Brown and Rhymes with Snoop
What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre
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Two Nuns on a Park Bench
Two nuns are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat runs up and flashes them. The first nun has a stroke. The second nun tried but she couldn't reach.
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Circus Job with Elephants
Did I tell you about my new job at the circus? My job is to circumcise the elephants. The pay isn't great, but the tips are enormous.
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Irish Wedding vs Funeral
What's the difference between an Irish funeral and an Irish wedding?
One less drunk
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Velcro Is a Ripoff
Velcro. What a ripoff
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Whiteboards Are Remarkable
White boards are remarkable
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Right 97% of the Time
I'm right 97% of the time. Who cares about the other 4%
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I Never Make Mistakes
I never make mistakes…I thought I did once; but I was wrong.
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