Coffee Spoon Eye Pain Joke
A patient goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, every time I drink coffee, I get a sharp pain in my eye."
The doctor says, "Have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup?"
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Good News Bad News Doctor Joke
Doctor: “Which do you want first, the good news or the bad news?”
Patient: “Give me the good news.”
Doctor: “You’re about to have a disease named after you.”
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Everyone Hates Me Doctor Joke
Patient: “Doctor, everyone hates me.”
Doctor: “Don’t be ridiculous. Not everyone has met you.”
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Ringing in My Ear Joke
Patient: “Doctor, I have a ringing in my ear.”
Doctor: “Then whatever you do, don’t answer it.”
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Broken Arm in Two Places Joke
Patient: “Doctor, I broke my arm in two places.”
Doctor: “Stop going to those places.”
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I Think I Need Glasses Joke
Patient: “Doctor, I think I need glasses.”
Teller: “You certainly do! This is a bank.”
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Birthday Cake Heartburn Joke
Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”
Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
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Twitter Addiction Doctor Joke
Patient: Doctor, I’m addicted to Twitter.
Doctor: Sorry, I don’t follow you.
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Pair-a-medics Doctor Joke
What do you call two doctors? Pair-a-medics.
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Man Who Has Everything Joke
What do you give a man who has everything? Penicillin.
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Doris Locked Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked. That’s why I’m knocking!
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Beets Me Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me. I’m just here for the jokes.
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Little Old Lady Yodel Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Hey, I didn’t know you could yodel!
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Abyss You Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Abyss.
Abyss who?
I miss you too!
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Cash or Peanuts Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No, thanks. I prefer peanuts.
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