Dog Detective
Why did the dog become a detective? Because he had a nose for clues!
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Parrot Motivation
What did the parrot say to motivate its friend? "You can be anything, just wing it!"
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Cat Yoga
Why did the cat join a yoga class? To perfect its pawses!
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Stuck in the Elevator
Two guys are stuck in an elevator. One says, "Do you think the buttons still work?" The other says, "I don’t know. Press the ‘Help’ button and see."
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The Five-Year Plan Answer
An interviewer asks a candidate, "Where do you see yourself in five years?" The candidate replies, "Personally, I’d love to be a millionaire."
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Why Employees Bring Ladders
Why do employees always bring a ladder to work? Because the job has its ups and downs.
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The Raise Negotiation Strategy
I told my boss three companies were after me, so I needed a raise. He asked which ones. I said: gas, electric, and water.
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Why Skeletons Avoid HR
Why don’t skeletons work in HR? They don’t have the backbone.
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Saving Time at the Bank
Why did the man bring his watch to the bank? He wanted to save time.
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The Workplace Update Problem
My workplace is like a software update. It always wants to restart when I just got settled.
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Dressing for the Job You Want
They said dress for the job you want. Now I’m sitting in HR dressed as Batman.
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The Janitor’s Big Promotion
Why did the janitor get promoted? He swept the board!
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Redefining Success
If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.
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Why Programmers Avoid Nature
Why don’t programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.
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When It’s Only Wednesday
Nothing ruins a Friday more than realizing it’s only Wednesday.
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