It's a Me, Mario
Mario broke up with Peach. He told her...
"It's not you, it's a me, Mario!"
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No Service for Miners
I tried to go to a bar in Minecraft. The bartender wouldn't let me order a drink...
He said they don't serve miners.
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Playing the Long Game
People who play games always know what they want to do when they're older...
They're used to playing the long game.
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Press X to Skip Leg Day
What did the gamer say when asked about exercise?
“I press X to skip leg day.”
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Following the Map
Why don’t gamers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the map.
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Real Life DLC
I was playing video games last night while my son was sitting next to me watching. He said, "Dad, I wish real life was more like video games."
So I locked him in his room and told him if he wants access to the rest of the house he will have to pay 99p for the DLC.
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Recycled Material
Did you know Call of Duty is the most environmentally friendly video game franchise?
It's made from 90% recycled material.
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The Minecraft Block Party
Why did the neighbours come to the gamer's Minecraft party?
It was a block party!
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Winning the World Cup
What do Americans do after winning the World Cup?
Turn off the PlayStation.
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The Sims Fantasy
Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies...
For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.
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Three-Day Respawn
Gamers these days have no patience...
When Jesus died, respawn wait times were three days.
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Report It
What do gamers do when they see a bug?
Report it.
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Not on the Same Level
Me and my gamer girlfriend were in love but we couldn't be together...
We weren't on the same level!
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Drinks on the House
Why did the gamer bring a ladder to the bar?
He heard the drinks were on the house.
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Three Lives Left
Video games ruined my life...
Good thing I have 3 lives left.
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