Mario Hates Browsers
Why doesn’t Mario like to use the internet?
He’s afraid of the Browsers.
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Carrying the Team
Why are garbage men the best gaming teammates?
They’re used to carrying trash.
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A Block Buster
And what did the movie critic say about the Minecraft movie?
“It’s a block buster.”
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Meet My Player 2
How does a gamer girl introduce her boyfriend?
“Meet my Player 2.”
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Groundbreaking Update
What did the gaming reporter say about the new Minecraft updates?
“They’re groundbreaking!”
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Time for a Switch
I broke up with my video game console, now it's my ex-box...
Nothing personal, it was just time for a switch.
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No Camping Allowed
Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?
He hates camping!
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The Pro-Tester
What do you call a pro gamer that tests politics simulator games?
A pro-tester!
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Console Yourself
Why did the gamer play so many video games after his breakup?
He needed to console himself.
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The Real Cause
Video games don't cause violence...
Lag does!
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A Gamer's Favorite Fish
What is a gamers favourite fish?
COD!
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Slug vs. Gamer
What's the difference between a slug and a gamer?
A gamer gets salty when they die, but a slug dies when it gets salty.
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You Can't Pause
How many multiplayer gamers does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, you can't pause a multiplayer game!
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Fall Damage
Why is it better to lose your health during summer and winter seasons?
So you don't have to worry about fall damage.
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WoW or LoL?
Two elitist gamers meet each other and discuss their favourite online games.
Gamer 1: "You play WoW? LoL"
Gamer 2: "You play LoL? WoW"
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