Crumby Cookie
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
It was feeling crummy.
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Lettuce Celebrate
What did the lettuce say after winning the race?
Lettuce celebrate!
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Monster’s Favorite Dessert
What is a monster's favorite dessert?
I scream.
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Snowman Breakfast
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted flakes.
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Elf Selfie Season
Why do elves take so many photos in December?
They love elfies.
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Reaching the High Notes
Why did the music teacher bring a ladder?
To reach the high notes.
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Why the Teacher Wore Sunglasses
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to class?
Because the students were so bright.
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Staying Up All Night for an Answer
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Then it dawned on me.
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A Surprisingly Clean Recovery
I used to be addicted to soap.
I am clean now.
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Why the Baseball Kept Getting Bigger
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
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Why Hummingbirds Hum
Why do hummingbirds hum?
Because they do not know the words.
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The Bear With No Teeth
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
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A Profitable Donation Plan
I found out South American sperm banks pay you for your donations
I'm gonna be making Brazilians.
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I Saudi Arabia
I visited Mecca, Medina & Riyadh, guess what I saw?
I Saudi Arabia.
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Chuck Norris and Death
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago
it just took Death until today to build up the courage to tell him.
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