The Developer Who Went Broke
Why did the developer go broke? Because he used up all his cache.
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Starting With Nothing
I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
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Why Accountants Excel
Why do accountants make good lovers? They excel at figures.
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Taking the Boss Literally
My boss told me to have a good day... so I went home.
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The Soda Pressing Job
I have a job crushing cans. It’s soda pressing.
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The True Meaning of Multitasking
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
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Why Work Feels Like Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
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The Raise Request Gone Wrong
I told my boss I needed a raise. He said I was already going too high.
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The Calendar Factory Mistake
Why did the employee get fired from the calendar factory? He took a few days off.
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10 Puns Contest
I entered 10 puns in a contest to see which would win. No pun in 10 did.
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Anti-Gravity Book
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
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Cupcake Fight
What did the cupcake say to the fork? You want a piece of me?
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Orange Ran Out of Juice
Why did the orange stop rolling? It ran out of juice.
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Shoe Factory Fire
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? Unfortunately, many soles were lost.
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Optometrist Lightbulb
How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Is it one or two? One … or two?
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