Canada's Loft Apartment
Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.
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Geographers Never Lost
Why don’t geographers get lost? They always have a sense of direction.
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GPS and Relationships
I asked my GPS for directions. It said, 'Turn left at your last relationship.'
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South Pole Downhill
If you go to the South Pole, it’s all downhill from there.
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Map and Globe Break Up
Why did the map break up with the globe? It found someone more grounded.
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Smallest Drinks
What state has the smallest drinks? Mini-soda.
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You’re My Type
What did the keyboard say to the computer? You’re my type.
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Didn’t Node How to Express
Why was the JavaScript developer sad? Because he didn’t Node how to Express himself.
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Light Bulb Fix
How does a programmer fix a light bulb? They don’t, it’s a hardware problem.
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Hard Drive to Work
Why did the computer show up at work late? It had a hard drive.
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Dark Mode and Bugs
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
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Out of the Orange
My colorblind diagnosis really came out of the orange.
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No Pun in Ten Did
I entered 10 puns in a contest to see which would win. No pun in 10 did.
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Talking Tree
A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. 'You can't cut me down', the tree exclaims. 'I am a talking tree!' The man responds, 'You may be a talking tree but you will dialogue.'
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Sir Cumference
Who was the roundest knight in King Arthur’s court? Sir Cumference.
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