Why Do the French Like to Eat Snails?
Why do the French like to eat snails? Because they don’t like fast food!
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What Kind of Coffee Was Served on the Titanic?
What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka!
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What Do You Call a Pig That Does Karate?
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!
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What Kind of Nuts Always Have a Cold?
What kind of nuts always seem to have a cold? Cashews!
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What Do You Call Candy That Was Stolen?
What do you call candy that was stolen? Hot chocolate!
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Why Did the Fisherman Put Peanut Butter Into the Sea?
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish!
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Stop Speaking in Numbers
My wife told me to stop speaking in numbers. But I didn't 1 2.
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I Don't Trust Stairs
I don't trust stairs... they are always up to something.
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Grandma's Joints Are Getting Weaker
My grandma told me her joints are getting weaker, so I told her to roll them tighter.
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I Removed My Racing Snail's Shell
I removed the shell from my racing snail to make it go faster - but it just made it more sluggish.
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Be Kind to Your Dentist
Be kind to your dentist because he has fillings too.
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The Best Way to Communicate With Fish
The best way to communicate with fish is to drop them a line
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My Dog Had a Rough Day
When I asked my dog how his day was he said it was rough.
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Cartoonist Found Dead at Home
Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
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The Shoe Salesman Got the Boot
I used to be a shoe salesman until they gave me the boot.
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