Out of the Orange
My colorblind diagnosis really came out of the orange.
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No Pun in Ten Did
I entered 10 puns in a contest to see which would win. No pun in 10 did.
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Talking Tree
A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. 'You can't cut me down', the tree exclaims. 'I am a talking tree!' The man responds, 'You may be a talking tree but you will dialogue.'
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Sir Cumference
Who was the roundest knight in King Arthur’s court? Sir Cumference.
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Fission Chips
What’s a physicist’s favorite food? Fission chips.
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Comforting a JavaScript Bug
How do you comfort a JavaScript bug? You console it.
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Sad Math Books
Why are math books always unhappy? Too many problems.
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UDP Joke
I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it.
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Programmer Quit
Why did the programmer quit his job? He didn’t get arrays.
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Robot's Favorite Snack
What’s a robot’s favorite snack? Computer chips.
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Computer Gets a Byte
What does a computer do when it's hungry? It has a byte.
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Can’t Trust an Atom
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
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Humble Equal Sign
Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it knew it wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else.
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PowerPoint Crosses the Road
Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road? To get to the other slide.
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Parallel Lines
Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
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