Mike Tyson the Ex-Boxer
Why doesn't Mike Tyson play PlayStation?
He's an ex-boxer.
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How You Know They're a PC Gamer
How do you know someone is a PC gamer?
You don't, they tell you.
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Why the PC Gamer Didn't Cross the Street
Why didn't the PC gamer cross the street ?
Because he's morbidly obese.
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A Wii Fund
I accidentally bought a broken Nintendo Wii...
I had to get a Wii fund!
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A Real Game-Changer
Have you heard about the device that automatically swaps out game discs for you?
It’s a game-changer!
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Best Trade Ever
Yesterday I got an Xbox for my little brother...
Best trade ever!
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Unlock the Rest of the Joke
A gamer buys a PlayStation and starts an EA game…
Pay just £9.99 to unlock the rest of this joke!
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The Police Officer's Favorite Console
What's a police officers favourite console?
Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U.
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The Best Generation
What do people and video game consoles have in common?
No one can agree on which generation is best.
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Nintendo Oui
What’s a French person's favourite gaming console?
A Nintendo Oui.
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Demon Soles
PlayStation has announced a new line of shoes for gamers...
The first pair will be called Demon Soles.
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A Load of PS
My wife says I'm obsessed with my games console...
I personally think that's a load of PS.
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The Cheat Code
How do gamers cheat on their partner?
Left, Left, Triangle, Up, Circle, Circle, X, Square, X, Down, Down, Up.
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Gold-in-Eye
The Nintendo 64 gamer went to the optician, who said...
"You've got Gold-in-eye. It's very RARE."
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Hide and Seek with a UAV
Why aren't Call of Duty players allowed to play hide and seek?
They always call in a UAV.
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