Two nuns are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat runs up and flashes them. The first nun has a stroke. The second nun tried but she couldn't reach.

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Circus Job with Elephants

Did I tell you about my new job at the circus? My job is to circumcise the elephants. The pay isn't great, but the tips are enormous.

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Irish Wedding vs Funeral

What's the difference between an Irish funeral and an Irish wedding?
One less drunk

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Velcro Is a Ripoff

Velcro. What a ripoff

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Whiteboards Are Remarkable

White boards are remarkable

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Right 97% of the Time

I'm right 97% of the time. Who cares about the other 4%

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I Never Make Mistakes

I never make mistakes…I thought I did once; but I was wrong.

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Kleptomaniac Pun Joke

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

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Alzheimer’s Diagnosis Twist Joke

Mr. Smith is at the doctor. The doctor says, "I have bad news, you have cancer and you have Alzheimer's." Mr. Smith thinks for a moment and says, "well at least I don't have cancer."

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