Fish and Elephant Crossover
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
Swimming trunks
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Waking Up Already at Work
I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work.
Thankfully I was at work.
- John
The West Indies Misunderstanding
MAN 1 - My wife's gone to the West Indies.
MAN 2 - Jamaica?
MAN 1 - No, she went of her own accord!
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The Dog With No Nose
My dog's got no nose.
How does he smell?
Terrible!
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Blonde Telegraph
A blonde and a redhead need a bull for $500. Redhead sends telegram "comfortable" → Blonde reads: "Come for ta bull."
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Thanksgiving Misunderstanding
On Thanksgiving, a boy hears parents curse. He asks what words mean, then welcomes guests: "Welcome bitches and bastards! Dad is rubbing sh*t on his face and mom is f*cking the turkey."
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Christmas Tattoo Surprise
On Christmas Eve, a woman got tattoos: "Merry Christmas" on one leg, "Happy New Year" on the other. She says: "Now you can’t complain there’s nothing to eat between Christmas and New Years!"
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Johnny’s Logic in Class
Teacher: "Three ducks on a fence, shoot one, how many left?" Johnny: "None, they flew away." Teacher: "No, two, but I like your thinking." Then: "Three women with ice cream, which is married?" Johnny: "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you’re thinking."
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Can February March?
Can February march? No, but April may.
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Monkey Cinema Trip
A boy walks with a monkey. Policeman: "Take that monkey to the zoo." Next day: same monkey, same policeman. Boy: "I did! Today I’m taking him to the cinema."
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Bird That Can’t Fly
Teacher: "Name a bird with wings but can’t fly." Student: "A dead bird, sir."
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Horse Merry-Go-Round
You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right is a sharp drop, left is an elephant. In front is another horse, behind is a lion. What must you do? Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round!
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Elephant and Camel Talk
An elephant asks a camel, "Why do you have boobs on your back?" Camel replies, "Ha! That’s a funny question coming from an animal with a penis hanging from his face."
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Gorilla Rescue
A man sees a gorilla in his tree. Animal control comes with ladder, pit bull, and shotgun. The shotgun is explained: "Oh, that’s for you in case I fall out of the tree instead of the gorilla."
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Penguins Movie Trip
A man takes 10 penguins from a broken truck to the zoo. Later, he takes them to a movie instead. Truck driver asks: "Weren’t you supposed to take them to the zoo?" Man: "I did, and then had extra money so I took them to see a movie."
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