Stuffed Teddy Bear
Why did the teddy bear not eat dessert? He was stuffed.
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Why did the teddy bear not eat dessert? He was stuffed.
Why donโt continents ever get lost? Because they have a lot of latitude.
Why is the ocean always friendly? Because it waves hello.
Whatโs a countryโs favorite exercise? Running the borders.
Why do rivers always know where to go? They follow their current path.
Why did the mountain break up with the valley? It needed some space.
Iceland is green and Greenland is ice. Makes sense, right?
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way.
Why do Norwegians drive electric cars? Because they like to get a-charged!
I took a geography.js test โ it was a real trip.
What do you call an American drawing? A Yankee doodle.
Why donโt they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
Why did Europe break up with Asia? There were too many borders.
Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.
Why donโt geographers get lost? They always have a sense of direction.
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